Shakespearean Insults!

[Thou] leathern-jerkin, crystal-button, not-pated, agate-ring, puke-stocking, caddis-garter, smooth-tongue, Spanish pouch!

---- taken from: Henry IV, part I - scene IV. The Tech @ MIT

A knave; a rascal; an eater of broken meats; a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy, worsted-stocking knave; a lily-livered, action-taking knave, a whoreson, glass-gazing, super-serviceable finical rogue; one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd, in way of good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pandar, and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch:

---- taken from: King Lear - Act 2, scene II. The Tech @ MIT
The Art of Name-Calling!
Whether it was "puling cuckold", "ass head" or "taffeta punk" , the Bard's penchant for supreme insult has never been bettered!
Treat yourself to some tasty trash-talking - Elizabethan Style!

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